Story 9: Christmas Wrapping

[darkwingdork]

Hope you enjoy this special Christmas filler story! If you don't, you get a lump of coal this year.

[Kaotix]

Kaige: But I like coal. It's crunchy and stuff.

[darkwingdork]

Then one order of coal, coming up!

Meanwhile, Calpurnia and Temujin's tug-of-war over the X-Box seems interesting. Who has the better advantage? Calpurnia has double the pulling capacity, but Temujin can get airborne.

And poor Nick. A Newton's cradle just doesn't fly for a gift, does it?

[Kaotix]

I always wondered what the official name for those things were.

Kaige may want it. He likes shiny things and it moves.

Kaige: Must. Stare. At. Klacking. Balls.

[darkwingdork]

Well, I will give them this much. They did provide for a funny gag in Police Academy 4.

After Proctor start's playing with Captain Harris' Newton's cradle, he angrily gets up and screams "Don't touch that! Don't you ever touch my balls without asking my permission first!" right in front of the entire police station.

[darkwingdork]

And the party is now starting to get out of hand! Kiley's tail attack leaves Will with no choice but to surrender, and Ally's going to have a hard time getting Echo's footprints off the chandelier.

It's a good thing Peter never really liked that couch!

[toren]

Echo: Ally can have the chandelier back over my dead body! *drinks more eggnog*

[darkwingdork]

That little flying thing in the last panel is 2Q, which is our most frequent guest artist, Nicole Riley's, fursona. Yay for drawings!

Also, Ian demonstrates some real tail squeezing action there.

[darkwingdork]

Well, that concludes our Christmas story! Hope you all enjoyed it!

Don't worry about Sheila. After drinking Nick's drink, she puked out all that bad eggnog.

[formaldehyde]

Thank you all for your feedback and I hope you all had a pleasant holiday!

[Kaotix]

I enjoyed it. It was rather cute and funny.